Some jokes 4 U. .. . .

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.. . God saw me hungry, he created pizza for me. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi for me. He saw me in dark, he created light for me. He saw me without problems, he created YOU. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star You should know what you are And once you know what you are Mental hospital is not so far.. . . The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too If rain makes all things beautiful, why does not it rain on you? Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo Dont feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but laughing at you.. .